Justin, Wake Up!

The Official Breakfast Emergency Anthem

June 15, 2026

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The Story Behind the Song

What started as a family joke became a full-blown breakfast emergency anthem! "Justin, Wake Up!" is a fun, family-friendly comedy song about the weekly challenge of getting out of bed, making bacon, eggs, and toast, and getting ready for church. Filled with humor, energy, and plenty of Sunday morning chaos, this song is dedicated to our son Justin and every family that has ever fought the battle of the snooze button. Listen, laugh, and remember: breakfast heroes don't sleep in.

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[Intro - Spoken]
Justin...
Justin...
Justin!
BROTHER!
WE HAVE A BREAKFAST EMERGENCY!

[Verse 1]
The sun is up, the birds all sing
The church bells say it's worship time
Dad is hungry, Mom is too
And everybody's looking for you
The bacon's cold, the eggs aren't fried
The toaster's standing there outside
Waiting for a hero brave
To rescue breakfast from the grave

[Pre-Chorus]
We knocked once
We knocked twice
We even offered extra rice
But you're still wrapped up like a burrito in bed

[Chorus]
Justin, wake up!
Get your feet on the floor!
The bacon needs a champion
Like never before!
Justin, wake up!
It's a breakfast attack!
Cook some eggs and toast real fast
And then get dressed and pack!
Church starts soon
And we're losing hope
Justin, wake up!
Bring the bacon, eggs, and toast!

[Verse 2]
The coffee's made, the clock says "GO!"
The pastor's probably getting ready now
Mom says hurry
Dad says please
The dog is judging from the breeze
Your pillow's winning once again
It's clearly not your real best friend
Heroes don't hit snooze all day
Heroes save breakfast, by the way

[Pre-Chorus]
We sang loud
We sang higher
We almost called the church choir
To help us get you out of bed

[Chorus]
Justin, wake up!
Get your feet on the floor!
The bacon needs a champion
Like never before!
Justin, wake up!
It's a breakfast attack!
Cook some eggs and toast real fast
And then get dressed and pack!
Church starts soon
And we're losing hope
Justin, wake up!
Bring the bacon, eggs, and toast!

[Bridge]
Dad is fading...
Mom is weak...
Nobody's had breakfast all week!
(Okay maybe just since last night...)
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

[Final Chorus]
Justin, wake up!
You're our breakfast king!
Put the bacon in the pan
Hear the toaster sing!
Justin, wake up!
The mission is clear!
Cook some eggs and get dressed fast
The church time's almost here!
Bacon!
Eggs!
Toast!
Let's go!
Justin, wake up!
It's Sunday morning, bro!

[Outro]
Good morning, Justin...
Now go make breakfast.
Love,
Mom and Dad.

About This Song

A hilarious family anthem about waking up, making breakfast, and getting ready for church. Dedicated to Justin and every champion of bacon, eggs, and toast.

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